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Stories Without Morals (a.k.a. Shoulda Killed the Bitch)

by Ben Myers

The gypsy moths had taken to the trees in late August, evidenced by a foggy network of webbed dwellings. The communal larvae had flourished among the trees at their salubrious peak, as often is the case in nature. Those that feed bide their time until the picking is ripe; and here, in late August, the gypsy moths were of epidemic proportions in the leafy canopy of the upper branches. This is why the most healthily endowed beings must remain eternally vigilant.

The gypsy moth, an opportunistic and resourceful killer, was feeding with gluttonous passion. In the silence of the wooded expanse of trees with lethal ornaments, the munching was audible. A large oak accustomed to nature’s silence might beckon the timber-leaches chew with their mouths closed before ultimately begging for its life. The death by consumption, the soundtrack of the final moments, was undoubtedly tortuous.

I recall the vivid imagery of an interstate motorcycle crash. The victim sprawled face down on the pavement, life from his corpse fleeting. He had suffered upon impact a severe breech of his skull which had liberated his brain-matter. In his waning seconds of unconscious motion, he reached to grab the visible pile of brain before him in an effort to replace his organ of cognition back from whence it came. This struggle, this death-defying fight to preserve life, is what I imagine was underway in the trees.

Aside from the classic destruction of plant by animal, three destructive youths were establishing camp after a day spent hunting the purity that is found in the glorious escape from the manufactured responsibilities of interacting in a civil manner. Little was said, aside from the obvious observations, “Look at all the fucking Gypsy moths, and I could go for a Coca-Cola Classic.”

A day spent in the physical exertion of mobile living in the wild saturates portions of the otherwise neglected brain with oxygen. As the lungs turnover a surplus of diatomic Os and the circulatory system achieves its richest shade of crimson, the shriveled noodle of synaptic goo, that same viscous material aforementioned on the pavement, is gifted a heightened sense of physical perception. The energy that one usually spends sorting through the split ends of spontaneous thought is channeled from the mind to the senses. In this euphoric trance, gypsy moths can be heard feeding; and to those with some sensorial fortitude, the woodland air of late August carries the smell and taste of Gypsy Moth breeding grounds.

I was one of the youths this day, blinded by the beauty of nature, and nauseated by the incessant gluttony of the burgeoning moth population. Other than my enlightenment to the ways of the Gypsy Moth, the day had been unpredictably predictable; up until the arrival of the fox.

Sitting atop a boulder seconding as a tent platform, I was salivating at the prospect of a hot meal of freeze dried teriyaki chicken and rice when she arrived. From the robust underbrush emerged the most exquisite creature I had ere encountered. Her appearance, streamlined and well groomed, was only secondary to the noble motion of her body. Treading upon thorns, seeds, rocks, and leaves, she followed a definitive path, undoubtedly lured by the belief that I may have been in the possession of food, which indeed I was – freeze dried teriyaki chicken and rice.

In silence she could bob and weave throuth the thicket without disturbing a pinecone. Each electrochemical message delivered to her limbs written in a perfect language; with inexplicable structure, even by advanced theorists armed to the teeth with mutated notions of Chomskyian linguistics. Her goal-oriented poise was tribute to a skill nature most accurately demonstrates: survival. Her eyes remained steadily fixed on mine, as if requesting that I not make her my meal.

We flirted, exchanging the perception of innocence, for several moments beneath the moth-infested trees. Her appearance explained why the term “foxy” is reserved for a certain group of ladies. She was foxy in every sense of the word, and for a taste of teriyaki sauce I expected a step closer to my perch. I grew fond of the fox, watching her tenderly conquer her fear. Before long, she was within reach – this slick vixen of the woodland had accepted my companionship. She had taken temporary leave from her survival instincts, and I respected her ability to stray from convention – if only for another morsel of freeze dried teriyaki chicken with rice.

Survival, and the act of surviving, is a state of being that requires the pursuit of only that which sustains life. Obviously, my dehydrated foodstuffs were a means of survival for the fox. My communication with her was founded on my providing sustenance. This was our relationship, man – the provider.

Gracefully she moved closer to my camp, without a single gesture indicating the extreme violation of our relationship that would ensue. In one fell swoop, while I busied myself with a spoonful of nourishment, she lunged for a zip-lock freezer baggie containing my compass and the morrow’s breakfast. My tranquility disrupted, as I watched nature’s thief sprint away to her den.

I gave chase; and learned that human physiology would not allow the capture of a vixen at full stride in dense woodlands. She had successfully stolen my compass and breakfast. Winded as I were, I rested for a spell with the aid of a fallen tree; life having been taken from it the prior August by none other than the ferocious Porthetria dispar. Heartbroken, hungry, and without direction, I turned for home.

Returning to my tent platform, I was defeated. The vixen, the wild animal I thought was my friend and companion, had ultimately chosen to obey her cheapened survival instincts.

Considering what she had plundered from my camp, I began to understand that she had stolen little from me compared to what I was prepared to offer. While my breakfast would fill her belly for a day, or perhaps two, she would need to forage again; and nourishment I would not again foolishly supply. The compass to her was worthless without my interpretation of its bearings. Its plastic case would remain unopened in her den; a memento of her failure; knowing that I would be required to decode its cryptic meaning. Had she stayed beside me, I would have been my pleasure to share with her copious freeze-dried teriyaki chicken with rice and point her in whatever direction she wished.

I slept the night uncomfortably. The next day, while preparing dark coffee in place of my oatmeal, the fox returned. She carried herself with the same poise I had marveled at during our first meeting. There was no visible sign of guilt. I looked at the animal with untrusting eyes, prepared for her attempt to seize my belongings. I stood atop the tent platform defending my camp. She still came closer. I shouted at her, scolding her with profanity. Still, she came closer. I reached for my knife, and threw it at the animal hoping my speed and aim would deftly produce revolutions mathematically favorable, allowing the sharpened edge of the blade to penetrate her flesh. As the knife landed at her paw staggered farthest forward, she scampered off into the vast wilderness. We never met again.

She was unaware of the implications of her infidelity. The prior evening, she had seized from me far more than breakfast and compass.

“Stories Without Morals (a.k.a. Shoulda Killed the Bitch)”